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The Hitman's Bodyguard

Movie Review: Boring and Stupid

Another movie with wisecracking Ryan Reynolds and wannabe tough guy Samuel l Jackson.

Should I give this film a break? I mean, it is tough to make a good action comedy. Nah…screw them – this movie sucks.

I’ll break this review down easier for everyone.
- Comedy sucked. I giggled once.
- Action was boring. Video game violence.
- Story was weak. As the title indicates it was about a bodyguard protecting a hit-man. The two main characters love interest was also boring.
- Some bullsh!t points about morality.
- The score and soundtrack was horrendous. Did not flow well with the film. Very annoying.
- The visuals looked washed-out.
- The best part was a short scene with Nuns. (My lone giggle)
- Waste of talent with Gary Oldman.

This movie should have only been available for streaming. What a waste of time.

ReeYaa Grade = D-

By: Deplorable Greenie | August 18, 2017
Runtime: 1h 58min
Rating: R
Wide Release Date: August 18, 2017

Production Information

Director: Patrick Hughes
Cast: Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Gary Oldman, Salma Hayek, Elodie Yung

I dont know much about the director.

Samuel Jackson – Frequently criticizes right wingers. He once wished harm towards Republicans. That’s not including his sh!t talk towards President Trump. He is full of virtue signaling garbage and ignorant about policy.

Ryan Reynolds – A left wing activist and a typical celebrity elitist that knows best for all.

Gary Oldman - A good guy and very humble.

Elodie Yung - Seems like a sweet lady.

ReeYaa Score = Somewhat Disapprove

Leftist Social Engineering (LSE)

There were some brief religious discussions in the film but nothing damning. Hint of racial oppression by Jackson’s character. There was some morality talk but nothing to really fuss about. Movie sucks so badly LSE becomes irrelevant.

ReeYaa Score = Low

Final Thoughts

This film had lame jokes and weak action scenes. No need to boycott the actors because the movie is that bad - just skip it.

Movie Review Grade = D-
Production Information = Somewhat Disapprove
LSE = Low

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